May 2013
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
Hey! Did you know:
sex is okay
so is masturbation
watching porn won’t make you impure
one night stands are okay too
having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
sex with the same gender is alright
not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
your body your choice no matter your gender
shaming other people for who they have sex with,...
deodrant:
are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache
Reasons To Be Happy:
Dead trees still stand and so can you.
You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
